{"id":111,"date":"2006-12-24T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T00:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/?p=111"},"modified":"2006-12-24T01:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-24T00:49:00","slug":"le-taureau-enrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Le taureau enrag\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trois amis sont attabl\u00e9s en agr\u00e9able compagnie, ils parlent de voitures, football, et de positions \u00e9rotiques int\u00e9ressantes.<\/p>\n<p>Un des amis raconte :<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Moi ce que je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re, c&rsquo;est le 69.<br \/>\n&#8211; Moi, j&rsquo;ai un faible pour la position assise sur une chaise.<br \/>\n&#8211; Il n&rsquo;y a rien de meilleur que la position du \u00ab\u00a0Taureau enrag\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Les deux copains se regardent, \u00e9tonn\u00e9s et demandent un compl\u00e9ment de d\u00e9tails !<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Bien, tu demandes \u00e0 ton \u00e9pouse de se mettre \u00e0 genoux en prenant appui sur ses mains, et d\u00e9licatement, tu la prends par derri\u00e8re. Quand tu es bien install\u00e9, tu te penches en avant et colles ta poitrine contre son dos et avec tes bras, tu l&rsquo;enserres fermement.<br \/>\nAlors, tu lui susurres doucement dans l&rsquo;oreille, que c&rsquo;est la position pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e de ta secr\u00e9taire&#8230;<br \/>\nEt&#8230; Tu essaies de rester, au moins 8 secondes sans tomber\u00a0\u00bb !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trois amis sont attabl\u00e9s en agr\u00e9able compagnie, ils parlent de voitures, football, et de positions \u00e9rotiques int\u00e9ressantes. Un des amis raconte : \u00ab\u00a0Moi ce que je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re, c&rsquo;est le 69. &#8211; Moi, j&rsquo;ai un faible pour la position assise sur une chaise. &#8211; Il n&rsquo;y a rien de meilleur que la position du \u00ab\u00a0Taureau enrag\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}