{"id":104,"date":"2006-12-13T19:50:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T18:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/?p=104"},"modified":"2006-12-13T19:50:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-13T18:50:29","slug":"blague-a-la-con-pere-noel-est-un-salaud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"Blague \u00e0 la con: P\u00e8re-No\u00eal est un salaud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un jour le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl va en Afrique avec ses lutins. Sur place, le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl demande \u00e0 ses lutins :<br \/>\n&#8211; Pourquoi ces enfants sont-ils aussi maigres ?<br \/>\nLes lutins r\u00e9pondent :<br \/>\n&#8211; Parce qu&rsquo;ils ne mangent pas !<br \/>\nLe P\u00e8re No\u00ebl r\u00e9pond :<br \/>\n&#8211; Ils ne mangent pas! Dans ce cas, pas de CADEAU&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un jour le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl va en Afrique avec ses lutins. Sur place, le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl demande \u00e0 ses lutins : &#8211; Pourquoi ces enfants sont-ils aussi maigres ? Les lutins r\u00e9pondent : &#8211; Parce qu&rsquo;ils ne mangent pas ! Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl r\u00e9pond : &#8211; Ils ne mangent pas! Dans ce cas, pas de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.djtonio.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}